whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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