I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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