Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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