I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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