Me too!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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