They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I just want nice things and good sex
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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