with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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