question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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