i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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this will be a night to untag.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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