Where is the hickey?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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