she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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