Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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