16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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