Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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