I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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