Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I forgot wine drunk hurts
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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