when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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