Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize