so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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