Quick, to the slutcave!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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