My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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