I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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