Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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