i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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