Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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