She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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