He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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