David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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