She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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