You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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