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  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:17pm

    Fuck the op in the ass.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:44am

    Santa rides around the neighborhood every single year on the firetruck. Also, seeing santa at the bar is nothing new, there's santa bar crawls all the time before christmas. Jesus what bumblefuck places do you people live in? Move to a fucking city and get over it already.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:02pm

    sometimes i wonder how half of these get approved.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:05am

    You're all shit. i hope you know that.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:27pm

    Use of word "epic".  is automatic. Text was shit anyway though.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:53pm

    wait where was this?? i legit think i know who it was.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    Jesus y'all are whiny. How about you don't use the word...then get the fuck over it. Surely you can find a better way to waste your time.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:17am

    I'm Russian stfu and stop saying epic, spasiba russhik

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    The world should also stop saying legit. Epic and legit have got to be the two most annoying words in the English language.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:13pm

    can we, as a society, please phase out the word epic?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    I guess I'm the only one more concerned about the misspelling of Claus than the use of a popular word. You're all idiots.

    • 35 37
      Submitted by jltc on Mar 30, 10 at 7:48pm

      you're not

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:43am

    This may have been an okay text if you spelled Santa Claus right, you fucking dumbass.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:59pm

    Chuck Norris can. Jeff's mom

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    Who says legit besides Andy samberg?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:08am

    Epic was cool when it was used by nerds on forums. Now it's just lame.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:10pm

    Stop saying "epic."

  • 36 33
    Submitted by izaksanstad on Mar 19, 10 at 5:13pm

    I was there. There was an ancient looking crackhead clown chasing th truck and screaming "Santa! Santa!"

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:18pm

    Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic fucking epic everyone shut up and fuckin bitchin.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:22pm

    All this fucking whining about "epic". Stfu.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:09pm

    That's nothing, I saw Santa at the bar the other night.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:32pm

    hah! Santa Claus parade in kincardine! I was there, with the fire department. and held the ladder for him to get up there. I highly doubt that his being on a firetruck affected your night by much.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:51pm

    dont ferget classy worst fucking word ever

  • 28 25
    Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 8:06pm

    Awsome

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:27pm

    So sick of "epic" not funny or original

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:22pm

    Omg like this would like be such a like epic night!!! :)

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:48pm

    It would be so epic if we could figure out a legit way to get people to stop saying epic and legit.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:40pm

    give the postal code, I definately was at this same parade yesterday. DUNNVILLE.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:07pm

    If you wouldn't have said "epic" this might have been funny.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:27pm

    Hey, 5:34 AM, that was legit!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:37am

    Lol, this 1 is real. At least it's not like the other 80 percent that are fake. It is also really funny :D

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:08pm

    Santa runs! We have to do those around Christmas with our fd too. It's gayyyyyyy!

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:34am

    (916): I got so high I took a epic shit in my pants I. In the bar while drinking red wine is that classy? Amidoingitright?

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:11am

    Yea, not so much! But ur mom was great last night!

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:04pm

    In Soviet Russia, Santa Claus just do drive-by.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:47am

    Saying epic = douchebag

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:22 (1) don't bitch because nobody likes your favorite word. "epic" is fucking stupid and everyone should just stop using it.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:22pm

    Please please no more Epic please.

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:12am

    Sounds like the Kincardine Christmas parade haha

  • 21 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:41pm

    Does it really matter that she/he spelled claus clause... -_-

  • 24 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:12am

    that soviet russia thing is getting annoying... shut the fuck up dude seriously. This text is probably fake either way how does stupid shit like this make it on here. fucking lame.