Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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