we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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