last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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