Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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