sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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