when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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