Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
is it fun? or sober?
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