with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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