that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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