that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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