The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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