I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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