She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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