A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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