I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
tell me about the eggs
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