K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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