they need to just BURY HIM!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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