I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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