I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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